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It took me awhile to get what this was about. Then I lol'd uncontrollably for the last hour and a half when I understood.

I am all about my undying love for my one and only Jeffrey.

Body bits… on Flickr.

You are very nice. I like you.

And I like you because you are very nice to my owner.

tedbundysneckmole replied to your post: tedbundysneckmole replied to your post: Hello?…

Well, I will be with ted FOREVER.

I’m pleased to be around one as loyal as myself.

tedbundysneckmole replied to your post: Hello? Well, this is futile… you seem to be rather… inanimate.

I do, even though he tends to enjoy obscuring me at most time, even though I’m sure he has perfectly sound reasons for doing so.

I could say the same. And by obscuring I mean… Actually, that’s personal. I only share personal things with Jeffrey. Because I love him. Forever.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

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Hello? Well, this is futile... you seem to be rather... inanimate.

Jeffrey has the power to make me come to life. Hello to you too, neck mole. Do you love your owner also?